Saturday, December 25, 2010

Joke 11:00pm

 Why do birds fly south for the winter?

 Because it is too far to walk!

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Joke 10:00pm

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?


This will sleigh you.


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Joke 9:00pm

What do you get if you team Santa with a detective?


Santa Clues!




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Joke 8:00pm

 Knock, Knock

 -Who's there?

 Wrap

 -Wrap who?

 Wrap it up nice, its a present.

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Joke 7:00pm

 Knock, Knock

-Who's there?

 Justin

 -Justin who?

Justin in time to deliver presents!

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Joke 6:00pm

Knock, Knock


~Who's there?

Snow

~Snow who?

Snow use I forgotten my name again!


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Joke 5:00pm

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
 

 

Freeze a jolly good fellow!




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Joke 4:00pm

 What's white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.


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Joke 3:00 PM

What is a snowmans favorite drink?

Ice Tea!


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Joke 2:00 PM

How do snowmen greet each other? 

Ice to meet you! 



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Joke 1:00 PM

 What goes 'oh, oh, oh'? 

 Santa walking backwards!



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Joke 12:00 PM

 What do snowmen wear on their heads?

 Snowcaps!

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Joke 11:00 AM

 What do monkeys sing at Christmas?


Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...


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Joke 10:00 AM

What kind of ball doesn't bounce?


 A snowball!

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Joke 9:00 AM

 What do snowmen eat for lunch?


 Iceburgers!


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Joke 8:00 AM

 Wht kind of bird can write?



 A Pen-guin!




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Joke 7:00 AM

 What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!


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Joke 7:00 AM

 What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!


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Joke 6:00 AM

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?



Lost.



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Joke 5:00 AM

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?



Anything you want. He can't hear you!




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Joke 4:00 AM

 This is a riddle:


What do you have in December that you don't have in any
other month?



The letter "D".


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Joke 3:00AM

What do you sing at a Snowman's Birthday Party?


-Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Joke 2:00 AM

 What did the hat say to the scarf?


-You hang around here-I'll go on a head!



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Joke 1:00 AM

 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?


-Frosted Flakes!

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Joke 12:00am

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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